Work With Me | Dope CEOs™

Let's build something
that doesn't need you
to survive.

Your business should fund your life — not consume it. No fluff. No motivational pep talks. Just builds.

See How It Works

Three ways to work together.
One goal: get you out of the weeds.

Every founder is in a different place. Some need a one-time diagnostic to find the real problem. Some need ongoing oversight to stay on track. Some need me fully embedded, building the thing alongside them. Here's how each one works.

01 — The test drive

The Intensive

One-time · 30 days

I audit your business the way I would if you hired me as your full-time COO. Intake form, diagnostic call, and a custom loom walking you through everything I find. Then we meet twice over the next month to make sure you're actually doing something with it.

Real result: One client went from a 3% to 16% profit margin in 30 days — without a single new customer.

This is where you find out what's actually broken. Not what you think is broken. And if you decide to go deeper, 50% of your Intensive investment gets credited toward any ongoing engagement.

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Crystal Phan - The Intensive
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02 — Ongoing partnership

The COO Office

12-month commitment · Group & Private tiers

This is COO-level oversight without hiring a COO. Biweekly group calls, async executive reviews, a CEO operating system, quarterly alignment syncs, and an accountability rhythm that actually makes you do the work. You execute. I make sure it's the right things in the right order.

Two tiers — Group for founders who thrive in a boardroom environment, and Private for those who want direct 1:1 access with deeper reviews and bimonthly calls. Both include full onboarding diagnostic, so you don't need to do the Intensive first.

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03 — We do it for you

Fractional COO

Custom scope · Ongoing retainer

You don't have the bandwidth. You don't have the hires. That's fine — I've got you. This isn't consulting where I hand you a plan and wish you luck. This is me and my team inside your business, building and running the operational infrastructure so you don't have to.

I bring the strategy and the execution. Systems get built, not just reviewed. SOPs get written, not just recommended. Proposals go out, offers get restructured, financial models get created — and you didn't have to do any of it.

You focus on being the CEO. We handle the rest.

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15 minutes to see if we vibe.

If we do, we'll jump straight into how to get you to your dopest life as a true CEO. But seriously — only book if you're ready to get started when it's a fit. No tire kickers. This whole thing is about execution and moving your business forward. Let's be serious about building something real.

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